Most Ignorant Citizens: 193rdMost Patriotic: 268thMost Primitive: 306th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Duty, Strength, Order
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Mordka

Population3.173 billion

CapitalMarshal City
LeaderGrand Marshal Rokoric
FaithCatholic Christianity

Currencydollar
Animalskunk

The Republic of New Mordka is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Marshal Rokoric with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.173 billion Mordkans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marshal City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mordkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 316,192 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,662,993 per year while the poor average 32,091, a ratio of 51.8 to 1.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Mordkan Liberator", the nation tends not to learn from its history, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. New Mordka's national animal is the skunk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

New Mordka is ranked 260,093rd in the world and 10th in Saltea for Smartest Citizens, with 0.22 quips per hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 193rdMost Patriotic: 268thMost Primitive: 306thMost Devout: 313thLargest Mining Sector: 317thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 352ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 571stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 677thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 737thMost Avoided: 791stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 835thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 950thLargest Retail Industry: 1,074thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,074thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,199thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,410thFattest Citizens: 1,546thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,875thHighest Average Incomes: 1,978thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,805thLowest Crime Rates: 4,073rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,475thRudest Citizens: 5,948thMost Conservative: 6,480thLargest Governments: 6,661stMost Efficient Economies: 7,593rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,550thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,920thMost Authoritarian: 16,664thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,028thHighest Economic Output: 21,266th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Mordkan Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Grand Marshal Rokoric's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.
  • : New Mordka lodged a message on the Saltea Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mordka, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.

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