Most World Assembly Endorsements: 629thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,087thMost Influential: 1,722nd
The Incorporated States of
Father Knows Best State
Because original Michag wasn't oppressive enough
Civil Rights
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New Michag

Population1.135 billion


CurrencySoup Cans
AnimalM1 Abrams

The Incorporated States of New Michag is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jimbo with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.135 billion Michiganders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Contigo. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Michigandian economy, worth 115 trillion Soup Cans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,560 Soup Cans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one New Michag" at foreigners, it's always rabbit season, and billions of Soup Cans are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Michag's national animal is the M1 Abrams, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Michag is ranked 226,376th in the world and 8,443rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -243.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 629thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,087thMost Influential: 1,722ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,919thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,045thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,056thLargest Retail Industry: 10,137thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,190thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,296thMost Secular: 17,275thMost Developed: 18,344thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,872ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,190thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,187th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 389th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 413th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 465th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 533rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 623rd in the regionMost Influential: 693rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 848th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 851st in the regionMost Secular: 878th in the regionLargest Black Market: 931st in the region

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