Most Valuable International Artwork: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 78thLargest Retail Industry: 180th
The United Peoples Democratic RE of
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New Makasta

Population8.776 billion

LeaderHigh Supreme General Hoszt Enisten

CurrencyDelta eagle

The United Peoples Democratic RE of New Makasta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Supreme General Hoszt Enisten with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.776 billion Makastians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deeka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Makastiantin economy, worth a remarkable 4,539 trillion Delta eagles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 517,208 Delta eagles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,158,802 per year while the poor average 14,752, a ratio of 281 to 1.

There's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Makasta's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

New Makasta is ranked 260,284th in the world and 305th in The League for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.34 bananas ingested per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 78thLargest Retail Industry: 180thLargest Insurance Industry: 236thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 260thMost Secular: 269thLargest Mining Sector: 271stHighest Average Incomes: 335thMost Subsidized Industry: 406thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 451stMost Corrupt Governments: 464thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 494thMost Efficient Economies: 513thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 520thLargest Black Market: 575thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 592ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 623rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 649thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 809thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 894thLowest Crime Rates: 901stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,004thFattest Citizens: 1,048thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,255thLargest Governments: 1,930thMost Avoided: 2,028thMost Patriotic: 2,160thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,187thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,281stRudest Citizens: 2,584thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,706thHighest Economic Output: 2,998thSmartest Citizens: 3,650thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,378thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,939thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,934thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,237thMost Conservative: 10,048th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the region

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