Largest Insurance Industry: 7,870thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,419thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,945th
The Federal Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Rise, Revolt, Restore
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Kyivan Rus

Population237 million

Currencyeuro
AnimalEurasian lynx

The Federal Republic of New Kyivan Rus is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 237 million New Kyivan Rusians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The powerhouse New Kyivan Rusian economy, worth 19.7 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 82,967 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,181 per year while the poor average 18,471, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Kyivan Rus's national animal is the Eurasian lynx.

New Kyivan Rus is ranked 128,587th in the world and 5,319th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,433.15 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 7,870thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,419thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,945thMost Primitive: 12,766thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 17,339thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,519th
Top
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Largest Insurance Industry: 331st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 427th in the regionMost Primitive: 527th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 561st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 620th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 728th in the regionRudest Citizens: 824th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,041st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1,048th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,062nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Kyivan Rus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kyivan Rus, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kyivan Rus, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • : New Kyivan Rus's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in New Kyivan Rus, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in New Kyivan Rus, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : New Kyivan Rus relocated from Conch Kingdom to The North Pacific.
  • : New Kyivan Rus resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : New Kyivan Rus endorsed Kamponia.
  • : New Kyivan Rus endorsed Ossethia.

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