The Constitutional Democracy of New Kurusau Drumopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Felonious Gru with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed population of 7.188 billion Minions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albuquerque New Mexico. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Kurusau Drumopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,223 trillion Banana Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 170,179 Banana Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, group hugs break out during floor votes, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kurusau Drumopia's national animal is the Poochy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sal Vulcanos disciples.

New Kurusau Drumopia is ranked 14,687^th in the world and 3^rd in Laraniem for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,501.8 on the Gilded Widget Scale.