Most Secular: 327thSafest: 955thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 998th
The Queendom of
Democratic Socialists
Long Live The Eternal Queen
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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New Jennyland

Population8.118 billion

CapitalJenny City
LeaderQueen Jenny
FaithJennyism

CurrencyPound
AnimalGolden Retriever

The Queendom of New Jennyland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Jenny with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.118 billion New Jennylandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenny City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Jennylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,622 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and robotic vacuums cower in fear before their owners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Jennyland's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jennyism.

New Jennyland is ranked 209,945th in the world and 1st in Jennyland for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
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Most Secular: 327thSafest: 955thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 998thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,165thMost Pacifist: 1,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,596thMost Developed: 1,597thLowest Crime Rates: 1,731stMost Inclusive: 1,756thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,819thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,837thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,898thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,932ndNicest Citizens: 1,961stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,973rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,986thBest Weather: 1,997thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,030thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,243rdHighest Food Quality: 2,249thHealthiest Citizens: 2,307thLargest Governments: 2,590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,729thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,301stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,819thMost Cultured: 4,178thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,303rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,411thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,073rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,049thMost Efficient Economies: 7,091stHighest Average Incomes: 9,644thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,245thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 13,892ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,778thMost Stationary: 16,539thMost Influential: 19,505thMost Patriotic: 24,241st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Jennyland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jennyland, robotic vacuums cower in fear before their owners.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jennyland, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jennyland, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jennyland, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jennyland, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in New Jennyland, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jennyland, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jennyland, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jennyland, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.

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