Population | 8.118 billion |
Capital | Jenny City |
Leader | Queen Jenny |
Faith | Jennyism |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Golden Retriever |
The Queendom of New Jennyland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Jenny with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.118 billion New Jennylandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenny City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient New Jennylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,622 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation is wading into dangerous waters, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and robotic vacuums cower in fear before their owners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Jennyland's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jennyism.
New Jennyland is ranked 209,945th in the world and 1st in Jennyland for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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New Jennyland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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New Jennyland, robotic vacuums cower in fear before their owners.
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New Jennyland, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
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New Jennyland, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
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New Jennyland, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
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New Jennyland, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
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New Jennyland, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
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New Jennyland, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
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New Jennyland, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
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New Jennyland, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.