Most Cheerful Citizens: 200thMost Rebellious Youth: 229thBest Weather: 295th
The Quokka Isles And Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Let's Do This
President Jamie Thomson
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Jamiea

Population20.319 billion

CapitalLahabana
LeaderPresident Jamie Thomson

CurrencyNew Jamiean Dollar
AnimalRabbit

The Quokka Isles And Republic of New Jamiea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jamie Thomson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.319 billion New Jamieans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lahabana. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Jamiean economy, worth a remarkable 5,337 trillion New Jamiean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,672 New Jamiean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one knows how to tie a reef knot, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, only the richest get to see out of their windows, and savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations. Crime is totally unknown. New Jamiea's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Jamiea is ranked 187,348th in the world and 4,519th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 66.9358252166 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 200thMost Rebellious Youth: 229thBest Weather: 295thLargest Information Technology Sector: 598thNicest Citizens: 619thMost Inclusive: 625thHighest Food Quality: 655thMost Beautiful Environments: 680thMost Compassionate Citizens: 727thMost Pacifist: 734thMost Secular: 741stHealthiest Citizens: 871stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 932ndMost Developed: 998thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,005thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,070thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,166thMost Cultured: 1,338thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,343rdRudest Citizens: 1,836thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,881stSafest: 2,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,087thSmartest Citizens: 2,161stHighest Economic Output: 2,971stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,262ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,552ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,951stLargest Retail Industry: 9,095thLargest Governments: 10,258thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,067thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,642ndLargest Welfare Programs: 16,953rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,475thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,392ndLowest Crime Rates: 28,988thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,418th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionRudest Citizens: 80th in the regionSafest: 91st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 107th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 146th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 216th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 220th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 430th in the regionLargest Populations: 521st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 602nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 841st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 975th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 981st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,024th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Jamiea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamiea, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
  • : New Jamiea was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamiea, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamiea, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : New Jamiea was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamiea, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamiea, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
  • : New Jamiea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Jamiea, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.

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