Population | 20.319 billion |
Capital | Lahabana |
Leader | President Jamie Thomson |
Currency | New Jamiean Dollar |
Animal | Rabbit |
The Quokka Isles And Republic of New Jamiea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jamie Thomson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.319 billion New Jamieans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lahabana. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Jamiean economy, worth a remarkable 5,337 trillion New Jamiean Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,672 New Jamiean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
No one knows how to tie a reef knot, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, only the richest get to see out of their windows, and savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations. Crime is totally unknown. New Jamiea's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Jamiea is ranked 187,348th in the world and 4,519th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 66.9358252166 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Jamiea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in New Jamiea, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
- : New Jamiea was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in New Jamiea, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
- : Following new legislation in New Jamiea, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : New Jamiea was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in New Jamiea, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
- : Following new legislation in New Jamiea, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
- : New Jamiea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in New Jamiea, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.