The Royal Kingdom of New Gilboa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Silas Benjamin with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.697 billion New Gilboans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shiloh. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Gilboan economy, worth an astonishing 12,272 trillion laurels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 375,333 laurels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. New Gilboa's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

New Gilboa is ranked 9,371^st in the world and 131^st in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.26 law-abiding acts per hour.