Highest Crime Rates: 1,419thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,504thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,584th
The Vaunted Vault of
Capitalist Paradise
If you've got gold, you're good!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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New Fort Knox

Population19.314 billion

CapitalEl Dorado
Faithgreed

Currencygoldpiece
Animaleagle

The Vaunted Vault of New Fort Knox is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.314 billion New Fort Knoxians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Administration and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Dorado. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Fort Knoxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,223 trillion goldpieces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 115,134 goldpieces, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 696,427 per year while the poor average 8,515, a ratio of 81.8 to 1.

The government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, and satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Fort Knox's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is greed.

New Fort Knox is ranked 272,286th in the world and 228th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -16.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 1,419thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,504thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,584thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,901stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,033rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,420thMost Avoided: 2,713thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,879thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,154thRudest Citizens: 4,450thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,726thLargest Retail Industry: 4,979thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,192ndHighest Economic Output: 8,397thMost Armed: 11,176thLargest Populations: 11,642ndTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,103rdFattest Citizens: 16,874thLargest Mining Sector: 20,549thMost Secular: 21,032ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,321stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,600thMost Efficient Economies: 24,163rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,883rdMost Pro-Market: 25,124thHighest Drug Use: 25,333rd
Top
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Fort Knox was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fort Knox, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
  • : New Fort Knox was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fort Knox, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fort Knox, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fort Knox, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : New Fort Knox was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Fort Knox, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : New Fort Knox was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : New Fort Knox was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

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