Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,395thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,105thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,245th
The Incorporated States of
Corporate Bordello
Nation in vacation mode
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Credits

Population184 million

Currencycredits
Animalcreditanian crocodile

The Incorporated States of New Credits is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 184 million creditanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong New Creditsian economy, worth 13.9 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 75,345 credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,444 per year while the poor average 14,619, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Credits's national animal is the creditanian crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

New Credits is ranked 235,847th in the world and 177th in Lands End for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.76 bananas ingested per day.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,395thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,105thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,245thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 14,436thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,676thLargest Retail Industry: 19,277thFattest Citizens: 23,269th
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Most Pro-Market: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionMost Primitive: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Credits resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : New Credits's influence in Lands End rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : New Credits endorsed The Republic of Artevenia.
  • : New Credits changed its national motto to "Nation in vacation mode".
  • : Following new legislation in New Credits, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in New Credits, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
  • : Following new legislation in New Credits, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • : Following new legislation in New Credits, seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals.
  • : Following new legislation in New Credits, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
  • : New Credits endorsed The Intergalactic Empire of Earthern Alliance.

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