Least Corrupt Governments: 2,012thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,871stMost Pacifist: 4,263rd
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
He whomst bites the gargoyle will always lose he fangs
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Byeef Egg

Population14.337 billion

CapitalBoilt Aeggington
LeaderLight And Crispy Waffle Boy

CurrencyCheesewheel
AnimalCat but armed with an axe

The Free Land of New Byeef Egg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Light And Crispy Waffle Boy with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.337 billion New Byeef Eggboyes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boilt Aeggington. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The New Byeef Eggian economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion Cheesewheels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 76,594 Cheesewheels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the official New Byeef Eggian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime is totally unknown. New Byeef Egg's national animal is the Cat but armed with an axe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Byeef Egg is ranked 278,651st in the world and 9,150th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 6.2 Obesity Rate.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,012thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,871stTop
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Most Pacifist: 4,263rdSafest: 4,300thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,605thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,781stNicest Citizens: 5,788thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,092ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,687thMost Inclusive: 6,768thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,360thMost Income Equality: 7,563rdBest Weather: 8,029thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,294thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,482ndHighest Food Quality: 8,564thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,867thHealthiest Citizens: 9,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,219thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,994thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,863rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,976thMost Cultured: 12,979thSmartest Citizens: 13,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,588thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,712thMost Secular: 18,850thLargest Governments: 21,372ndMost Influential: 22,879thHighest Economic Output: 26,714thLargest Populations: 28,274th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 124th in the regionMost Income Equality: 125th in the regionMost Pacifist: 212th in the regionSafest: 237th in the regionNicest Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 305th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 305th in the regionMost Stationary: 313th in the regionMost Inclusive: 327th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 336th in the regionMost Influential: 341st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 364th in the regionBest Weather: 412th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 431st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 437th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 468th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 492nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 493rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 497th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 501st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 521st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 574th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 604th in the regionMost Cultured: 722nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 742nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 745th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 772nd in the regionLargest Populations: 887th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 957th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Byeef Egg, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : New Byeef Egg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : New Byeef Egg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Byeef Egg, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : New Byeef Egg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : New Byeef Egg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : New Byeef Egg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in New Byeef Egg, the official New Byeef Eggian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : New Byeef Egg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in New Byeef Egg, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.

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