Population | 14.337 billion |
Capital | Boilt Aeggington |
Leader | Light And Crispy Waffle Boy |
Currency | Cheesewheel |
Animal | Cat but armed with an axe |
The Free Land of New Byeef Egg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Light And Crispy Waffle Boy with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.337 billion New Byeef Eggboyes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boilt Aeggington. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The New Byeef Eggian economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion Cheesewheels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 76,594 Cheesewheels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the official New Byeef Eggian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime is totally unknown. New Byeef Egg's national animal is the Cat but armed with an axe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
New Byeef Egg is ranked 278,651st in the world and 9,150th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 6.2 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Byeef Egg, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : New Byeef Egg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : New Byeef Egg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in New Byeef Egg, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : New Byeef Egg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : New Byeef Egg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : New Byeef Egg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in New Byeef Egg, the official New Byeef Eggian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : New Byeef Egg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in New Byeef Egg, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.