Most Primitive: 5,413thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,663rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,818th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
From Many, One
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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New Bawkie 596

Population4.514 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalelephant

The Republic of New Bawkie 596 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 4.514 billion New Bawkie 596ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.6%.

The strong New Bawkie 596ian economy, worth 258 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,334 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 166,285 per year while the poor average 15,656, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Behind every local dictator is a New Bawkie 596ian advisor whispering in their ear, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising, builders across New Bawkie 596 are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Bawkie 596's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Bawkie 596 is ranked 81,507th in the world and 648th in Bawkie for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,265.46 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Primitive: 5,413thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,663rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,818thTop
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Best Weather: 22,745thMost Devout: 26,841st
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionMost Primitive: 72nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 81st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 83rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Bawkie 596 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 596, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 596, builders across New Bawkie 596 are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 596, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 596, behind every local dictator is a New Bawkie 596ian advisor whispering in their ear.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 596, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : New Bawkie 596 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 596, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 596, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 596, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.

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