Most Secular: 25,119th
The Goo Wastelands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.573 billion

LeaderThat Guy

AnimalAggressive Cat

The Goo Wastelands of Neudurf is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by That Guy with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 4.573 billion Neudurfians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heavens. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Neudurfian economy, worth 151 trillion Goos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,180 Goos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Neudurf has designated Heavens as its capital city, and That Guy has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neudurf's national animal is the Aggressive Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Idontcareism.

Neudurf is ranked 188,143rd in the world and 321st in KAISERREICH for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 39.11 on the Hayek Index.

Most Secular: 25,119th
Most Secular: 24th in the region

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