The Monarchy of Neuber is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nober III with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.578 billion Neubers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupoon Creek. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Neubero economy, worth 401 trillion New Neus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 155,607 New Neus, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 971,096 per year while the poor average 10,631, a ratio of 91.3 to 1.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, most political debates are settled with fistfights, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuber's national animal is the Neubero Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Athiesm.

Neuber is ranked 20,489^th in the world and 79^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,073.97 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.