Population | 4.873 billion |
Capital | Jerusalem |
Leader | Bibi |
Faith | Judaism |
Currency | Silver Shekel |
Animal | Horned Owl |
The Third Temple of Neu Babylon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bibi with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.873 billion Neu Babylonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Neu Babylonian economy, worth 865 trillion Silver Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 177,678 Silver Shekels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,303,362 per year while the poor average 7,425, a ratio of 175 to 1.
Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, retired racing Horned Owls are served truffles for breakfast, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Jerusalem River. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neu Babylon's national animal is the Horned Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.
Neu Babylon is ranked 11,674th in the world and 519th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.92 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Jerusalem River.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, retired racing Horned Owls are served truffles for breakfast.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, volunteers trip over themselves to get into the latest mind-bending drug trials.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, politicians suffer insomnia after a former small-town mayor released her searing bestseller 'Deboning Political Turkeys: Primed for Minister'.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
- : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.