Highest Wealthy Incomes: 95thRudest Citizens: 124thFattest Citizens: 151st
The Third Temple of
Capitalist Paradise
אבן היסוד שלנו הוא התלמוד
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Neu Babylon

Population4.873 billion

CapitalJerusalem
LeaderBibi
FaithJudaism

CurrencySilver Shekel
AnimalHorned Owl

The Third Temple of Neu Babylon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bibi with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.873 billion Neu Babylonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Neu Babylonian economy, worth 865 trillion Silver Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 177,678 Silver Shekels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,303,362 per year while the poor average 7,425, a ratio of 175 to 1.

Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, retired racing Horned Owls are served truffles for breakfast, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Jerusalem River. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neu Babylon's national animal is the Horned Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Neu Babylon is ranked 11,674th in the world and 519th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.92 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 95thRudest Citizens: 124thFattest Citizens: 151stMost Armed: 167thLargest Retail Industry: 168thLargest Gambling Industry: 170thHighest Disposable Incomes: 206thMost Avoided: 220thMost Devout: 311thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 358thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 663rdMost Subsidized Industry: 745thMost Corrupt Governments: 938thHighest Average Incomes: 1,050thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,128thMost Cultured: 1,467thMost Pro-Market: 1,569thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,621stLargest Governments: 1,624thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,832ndMost Patriotic: 2,311thLargest Black Market: 2,588thHighest Economic Output: 2,664thHighest Drug Use: 2,665thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,280thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,353rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,594thHighest Crime Rates: 3,649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,788thMost Developed: 4,907thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,532ndMost Extreme: 7,393rdMost Influential: 7,897thMost Average: 9,613thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,749thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,401stMost Stationary: 10,558thMost Authoritarian: 11,212thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,403rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,674thNicest Citizens: 12,169thMost Income Equality: 12,366thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,420thHealthiest Citizens: 13,404thBest Weather: 13,770thSafest: 13,941stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,329thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,479thTop
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Most Pacifist: 14,975thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,311thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,220thMost Secular: 17,681stMost Primitive: 17,760thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,149thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,209thMost Inclusive: 19,058thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,891stHighest Food Quality: 21,524th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 55th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 70th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 108th in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 135th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 146th in the regionLargest Black Market: 150th in the regionMost Patriotic: 152nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 156th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 158th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 174th in the regionMost Influential: 178th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 190th in the regionMost Stationary: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 228th in the regionMost Extreme: 256th in the regionMost Developed: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 367th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 371st in the regionMost Average: 429th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 441st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 450th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 462nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 469th in the regionMost Income Equality: 492nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 516th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 519th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 521st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 528th in the regionSafest: 538th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 547th in the regionBest Weather: 550th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 566th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 573rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 580th in the regionMost Primitive: 642nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 678th in the regionMost Secular: 682nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 691st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 724th in the regionMost Inclusive: 734th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 777th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 803rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 836th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Jerusalem River.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, retired racing Horned Owls are served truffles for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, volunteers trip over themselves to get into the latest mind-bending drug trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, politicians suffer insomnia after a former small-town mayor released her searing bestseller 'Deboning Political Turkeys: Primed for Minister'.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Babylon, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.

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