The Kingdom of Neru is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High King Alexandre with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 21.73 billion Neruviae are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ourem. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Neruvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,504 trillion Reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,293 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, High King Alexandre's reputation is hard as nails, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neru's national animal is the Neruvian Island Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Neru.

Neru is ranked 3,696^th in the world and 100^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.26 law-abiding acts per hour.