The Republic of Neptune is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.404 billion Neptuneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Public Transport, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The strong Neptunean economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion space cashes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 48,355 space cashes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 328,759 per year while the poor average 2,598, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neptune's national animal is the gas giant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neptune is ranked 121,307^th in the world and 2^nd in Poqilet for Healthiest Citizens, with 1 bananas ingested per day.