The Democratic Imperium of Nepleslia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sky Marshal Armstrong with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.883 billion Nepleslians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funky City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nepleslian economy, worth a remarkable 2,584 trillion Davis Alliances a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 375,500 Davis Alliances, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,661,118 per year while the poor average 17,685, a ratio of 150 to 1.

It is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Nepleslia at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Nepleslia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nepleslia is ranked 92,799^th in the world and 4,939^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.8 law-abiding acts per hour.