The Most Serene Republic of Neo Splatoonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by DJ Ikagêso Scampï with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.537 billion Inklings and Octarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Splatooned economy, worth 233 trillion super sea snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 151,859 super sea snails, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 758,162 per year while the poor average 17,125, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

The government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms, eminent domain has been abolished, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, and armed security details escort librarians to their homes. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo Splatoonia's national animal is the Great Zapfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neo Splatoonia is ranked 35,612^th in the world and 15^th in The Vincence Empire for Largest Governments, scoring 20.81 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.