The Mute Icecream Waifu of Neo81 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.036 billion Neo81ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo81ian economy, worth 525 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,091 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo81's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo81 is ranked 43,873^rd in the world and 58^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.16 law-abiding acts per hour.