Population | 5.877 billion |
Currency | baht |
Animal | porpoise |
The Best Girl of Neo278 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its fear of technology, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.877 billion Neo278ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Neo278ian economy, worth 493 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,939 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', third world countries are rich in "I Love Neo278 City" t-shirts, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo278's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Neo278 is ranked 44,393rd in the world and 227th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 995.1762380868 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neo278, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups.
- : Following new legislation in Neo278, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in Neo278, third world countries are rich in "I Love Neo278 City" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Neo278, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
- : Following new legislation in Neo278, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
- : Neo278 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Neo278, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
- : Following new legislation in Neo278, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Neo278, commemoration of the Great Alliance of Supreme Powers War costs almost as much as the war itself.
- : Following new legislation in Neo278, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.