Most Primitive: 4,613thMost Armed: 13,310thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,397th
The Best Girl of
Psychotic Dictatorship
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Neo278

Population5.877 billion

Currencybaht
Animalporpoise

The Best Girl of Neo278 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its fear of technology, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.877 billion Neo278ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Neo278ian economy, worth 493 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,939 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', third world countries are rich in "I Love Neo278 City" t-shirts, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo278's national animal is the porpoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Neo278 is ranked 44,393rd in the world and 227th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 995.1762380868 days.

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Most Primitive: 4,613thMost Armed: 13,310thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,397thTop
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Most Avoided: 16,528thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,096thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,366thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,897thLargest Black Market: 21,992ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,376thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,455thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,007thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28,731stMost Influential: 28,824th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 86th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 95th in the regionMost Avoided: 105th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 127th in the regionMost Armed: 157th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 181st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 213th in the regionMost Stationary: 227th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 243rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 244th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 296th in the regionMost Income Equality: 315th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 341st in the regionMost Influential: 341st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 356th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 376th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 383rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 394th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 446th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 499th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 505th in the regionLargest Populations: 529th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 585th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 649th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 659th in the regionMost Developed: 665th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 678th in the regionMost Devout: 704th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 836th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 859th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neo278, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo278, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo278, third world countries are rich in "I Love Neo278 City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo278, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo278, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Neo278 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo278, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo278, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo278, commemoration of the Great Alliance of Supreme Powers War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo278, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.

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