Population | 5.905 billion |
Currency | krona |
Animal | beaver |
The Best girl of Neo158 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.905 billion Neo158ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.
The strong Neo158ian economy, worth 347 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,929 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Neo158ian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo158's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Neo158 is ranked 44,141st in the world and 106th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Stationary, with 999.9966863906 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neo158 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Neo158 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Neo158, endangered species are effective hostages against the Neo158ian military.
- : Following new legislation in Neo158, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
- : Following new legislation in Neo158, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in Neo158, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in Neo158, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
- : Neo158 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Neo158, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
- : Following new legislation in Neo158, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.