The Orwellian Wet Nightmare of Neo-Bolshevik State of EurAsia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Our Leader Napoleon Father of All with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.509 billion EurAsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The enormous but underdeveloped EurAsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,031 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,350 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to, women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit", pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them, and foreign governments regularly accuse the EurAsian military of war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Bolshevik State of EurAsia's national animal is the Emmanuel Goldstein, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Historical Revisionism.

Neo-Bolshevik State of EurAsia is ranked 163,624^th in the world and 3,125^th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 41.39561239568 days.