Most Ignorant Citizens: 250thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 755thMost Corrupt Governments: 766th
The Orwellian Wet Nightmare of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In arms forever against Oceania
Our Leader Napoleon Father of All
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Neo-Bolshevik State of EurAsia

Population13.509 billion

LeaderOur Leader Napoleon Father of All
FaithHistorical Revisionism

AnimalEmmanuel Goldstein

The Orwellian Wet Nightmare of Neo-Bolshevik State of EurAsia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Our Leader Napoleon Father of All with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.509 billion EurAsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The enormous but underdeveloped EurAsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,031 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,350 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to, women who miscarry have their death-masks displayed in the Wax Museum's "Sociopaths and Serial Killers Exhibit", pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them, and foreign governments regularly accuse the EurAsian military of war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Bolshevik State of EurAsia's national animal is the Emmanuel Goldstein, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Historical Revisionism.

Neo-Bolshevik State of EurAsia is ranked 163,624th in the world and 3,125th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 41.39561239568 days.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 250thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 755thMost Corrupt Governments: 766thMost Conservative: 806thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,261stLargest Black Market: 1,292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,474thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,541stMost Primitive: 1,764thLowest Crime Rates: 1,870thMost Avoided: 1,941stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,977thFattest Citizens: 2,278thLargest Mining Sector: 2,381stTop
Most Patriotic: 4,102ndNudest: 4,177thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,986thLargest Governments: 5,211thMost Authoritarian: 5,576thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,122ndMost Secular: 8,574thHighest Economic Output: 9,348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,132ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,666thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 15,190thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,704thLargest Populations: 23,222nd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 69th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 69th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rd in the regionMost Avoided: 94th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 98th in the regionMost Primitive: 119th in the regionFattest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 133rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 159th in the regionNudest: 187th in the regionMost Extreme: 201st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 253rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 255th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 343rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 398th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 429th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 485th in the regionLargest Populations: 581st in the region

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