Most Inclusive: 15thMost Secular: 26thHighest Food Quality: 28th
The People's Woodlands of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
We're crab people now?
Influence
Handshaker
Polls Officer
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nelvana III

Population18.062 billion

CapitalWild Willow
LeaderBeverly Crusher

CurrencyJay's barbecue potato chip
AnimalPoliwag

The People's Woodlands of Nelvana III is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Beverly Crusher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.062 billion Nelvanans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wild Willow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nelvanan economy, worth a remarkable 6,869 trillion Jay's barbecue potato chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 380,305 Jay's barbecue potato chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, glamping Nelvanans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters. Crime is totally unknown. Nelvana III's national animal is the Poliwag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nelvana III is ranked 108th in the world and 2nd in Nudist Dreamland for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 42,220.79 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Inclusive: 15thMost Secular: 26thHighest Food Quality: 28thMost Compassionate Citizens: 44thMost Pacifist: 47thNicest Citizens: 52ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 55thLeast Corrupt Governments: 61stMost Developed: 71stLongest Average Lifespans: 82ndLargest Welfare Programs: 83rdHealthiest Citizens: 85thMost Beautiful Environments: 94thSmartest Citizens: 106thMost Advanced Public Education: 108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 118thMost Cultured: 122ndBest Weather: 155thHighest Average Tax Rates: 156thLargest Governments: 168thMost Rebellious Youth: 169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 174thSafest: 193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 204thMost Efficient Economies: 259thMost Cheerful Citizens: 311thLargest Information Technology Sector: 432ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 446thLowest Crime Rates: 477thMost Subsidized Industry: 804thMost Scientifically Advanced: 824thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,049thHighest Average Incomes: 1,131stHighest Economic Output: 1,396thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,817thTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,399thMost Patriotic: 3,891stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,892ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,598thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,647thNudest: 12,205thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,178thMost Influential: 15,785th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, glamping Nelvanans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, escalators are avoided at all costs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Nelvanan grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Nelvana III, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Nelvana III's influence in Nudist Dreamland rose from "Nipper" to "Handshaker".
  • : Nelvana III lodged a message on the Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.

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