The People's Woodlands of Nelvana III is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Beverly Crusher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.062 billion Nelvanans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wild Willow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nelvanan economy, worth a remarkable 6,869 trillion Jay's barbecue potato chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 380,305 Jay's barbecue potato chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, glamping Nelvanans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters. Crime is totally unknown. Nelvana III's national animal is the Poliwag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nelvana III is ranked 108^th in the world and 2^nd in Nudist Dreamland for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 42,220.79 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.