Population | 6.481 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Neizjia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.481 billion Neizjians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Neizjian economy, worth a remarkable 1,948 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 300,651 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, eminent domain has been abolished, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, and when their backs are against the walls Neizjians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neizjia's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Neizjia is ranked 41,013th in the world and 107th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,095.98882634448 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neizjia, when their backs are against the walls Neizjians look out for gay men.
- : Following new legislation in Neizjia, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Neizjia, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Neizjia, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
- : Following new legislation in Neizjia, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
- : Neizjia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Neizjia, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
- : Following new legislation in Neizjia, criticism of Leader is considered unpatriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Neizjia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in Neizjia, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.