The Empire of Naypyidaw is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.468 billion Naypyidawians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.7%.

The all-consuming Naypyidawian economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,242 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,810 per year while the poor average 19,671, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naypyidaw's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Naypyidaw is ranked 87,030^th in the world and 16^th in Albion for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,851.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.