Population | 8.408 billion |
Capital | Bamburgh |
Leader | President Alvin Ashleigh |
Faith | Northumbrian Christianity |
Currency | Northumbrian penny |
Animal | none |
The Nya-tionalist Nya-thUwUmbria of Nationalist Northumbria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Alvin Ashleigh with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.408 billion Nationalist Northumbrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bamburgh. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.
The Nationalist Northumbrian economy, worth 670 trillion Northumbrian pennies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,789 Northumbrian pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Bamburgh as a backdrop, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums, and tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Northumbria's national animal is the none, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Northumbrian Christianity.
Nationalist Northumbria is ranked 100,098th in the world and 1st in Thneedville for Most Stationary, with 437.64796296068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nationalist Northumbria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Nationalist Northumbria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Nationalist Northumbria was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Nationalist Northumbria applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Nationalist Northumbria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Nationalist Northumbria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Nationalist Northumbria, tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels.
- : Following new legislation in Nationalist Northumbria, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums.
- : Following new legislation in Nationalist Northumbria, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Bamburgh as a backdrop.
- : Nationalist Northumbria agreed to construct embassies between Thneedville and Majestia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.