Most Inclusive: 1,200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,549thNicest Citizens: 1,642nd
The Conglomeration of
Democratic Socialists
Orchid cuddles for everyone
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Nation of Orchid

Population6.926 billion

CapitalPittiesburgh
LeaderOrchid Rodgers-Murray
FaithOrthodox Church of Pitbulism

CurrencyDog treat
Animalpitbull

The Conglomeration of Nation of Orchid is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Orchid Rodgers-Murray with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.926 billion Orchidians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittiesburgh. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Orchidiander economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Dog treats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 153,003 Dog treats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, skateparks can be found in every city, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, and vote-counting is replacing kitchen patrol as the least glamorous army work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation of Orchid's national animal is the pitbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Church of Pitbulism.

Nation of Orchid is ranked 46,926th in the world and 31st in Lands End for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Inclusive: 1,200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,549thNicest Citizens: 1,642ndMost Pacifist: 1,651stHighest Food Quality: 2,056thBest Weather: 2,188thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,640thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,777thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,084thMost Influential: 3,430thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,493rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,528thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,579thHealthiest Citizens: 3,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,762ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,970thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,198thSafest: 4,271stMost Developed: 4,625thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,097thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,111thLowest Crime Rates: 5,156thMost Cultured: 5,735thSmartest Citizens: 5,871stLargest Governments: 5,977thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,813thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,069thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,168thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,648thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,633rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,627thHighest Average Incomes: 14,583rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,790thHighest Economic Output: 19,945thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,248thMost Secular: 20,306th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Orchid, vote-counting is replacing kitchen patrol as the least glamorous army work.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Orchid, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Orchid, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Orchid, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Orchid, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Orchid, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Orchid, the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track.
  • : Following new legislation in Nation of Orchid, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
  • : Nation of Orchid voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Nation of Orchid voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".

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