Largest Gambling Industry: 4,919thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,533rdMost Primitive: 7,550th
The Empire Devouring Opioids of
Father Knows Best State
Where drug law enforcement is effectively nonexistent
Hamid Karzai
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Narco-State

Population15.34 billion

CapitalKabul
LeaderHamid Karzai
Faiththe Church of Paradoxical Alcohol Usage

Currencykilo
Animalmule

The Empire Devouring Opioids of Narco-State is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hamid Karzai with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.34 billion Narcs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.

The strong Narco economy, worth 873 trillion kilos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,949 kilos, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Narco-State after the ban on emigration was lifted, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Narco military. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Narco-State's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Paradoxical Alcohol Usage.

Narco-State is ranked 100,382nd in the world and 16th in Democracy for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 894.78 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4,919thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,533rdMost Primitive: 7,550thMost Stationary: 13,232ndTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 15,039thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,273rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,111thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,790thLargest Populations: 19,866thHighest Economic Output: 25,930th
Top
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Narco-State was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Narco-State was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Narco-State changed its national motto to "Where drug law enforcement is effectively nonexistent".
  • : Narco-State was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Narco-State changed its national motto to "Where drug law enforcement is effectively nonexistent.".
  • : Narco-State was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Narco-State was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Narco-State's influence in Democracy rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Narco-State changed its national motto to "Where drug law enforcement is effectively nonexistent".
  • : Narco-State was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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