The Federation of Napnomadia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by August Orange with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.333 billion Nomadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Davia. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nomadian economy, worth 612 trillion Nors a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 114,932 Nors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and Nomadian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime is totally unknown. Napnomadia's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Katoism.

Napnomadia is ranked 190,556^th in the world and 7,565^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.56 Obesity Rate.