Largest Gambling Industry: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th
The Mad Empire of
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Nakina Zorwyn
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Nakina Koreazu

Population32.269 billion

CapitalIlragorn
LeaderNakina Zorwyn
Faithcult of cthulhu

Currencyblood bag
Animalgod

The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nakina Zorwyn with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.269 billion Idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilragorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 20,574 trillion blood bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 637,585 blood bags, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,761,416 per year while the poor average 50,118, a ratio of 75.1 to 1.

It's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, organ donation is compulsory, and in a fit of passion Nakina Zorwyn has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nakina Koreazu's national animal is the god, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is cult of cthulhu.

Nakina Koreazu is ranked 141,017th in the world and 5th in the realm of insanity for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,563.09 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45thFattest Citizens: 46thMost Corrupt Governments: 49thLargest Insurance Industry: 49thLargest Mining Sector: 50thMost Devout: 57thMost Ignorant Citizens: 70thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 76thMost Primitive: 81stMost Avoided: 82ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 119thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 141stHighest Economic Output: 148thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 154thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172ndHighest Average Incomes: 177thMost Armed: 290thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 406thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 471stMost Patriotic: 572ndLargest Black Market: 606thMost Stationary: 694thLargest Governments: 708thLargest Retail Industry: 742ndRudest Citizens: 885thMost Efficient Economies: 2,120thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,085thMost Influential: 5,862ndTop
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Nudest: 16,795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,093rdLargest Publishing Industry: 27,057thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,685thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,628thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,553rdMost Conservative: 30,720th

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