Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nak nak

Population42.657 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.657 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 36,203 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 848,721 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,950,935 per year while the poor average 7,617, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

The military has gone fission for more funding, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and an eye for an eye leaves Nak nak blind. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 260,687th in the world and 73rd in Wysteria for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.25 bananas ingested per day.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Avoided: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12thLargest Populations: 14thHighest Economic Output: 15thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thLargest Mining Sector: 29thHighest Average Incomes: 33rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37thFattest Citizens: 48thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 60thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 85thMost Armed: 97thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 110thMost Corrupt Governments: 118thMost Secular: 219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 225thLargest Retail Industry: 249thMost Scientifically Advanced: 256thRudest Citizens: 498thSmartest Citizens: 1,061stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,761stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,073rdLargest Black Market: 5,905thMost Influential: 6,894thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,983rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,465th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, an eye for an eye leaves Nak nak blind.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good".
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in NakNakdam.
  • : Nak nak was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 471 million zombies.
  • : Nak nak was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 894 million zombies.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Nak nak was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze, curing 1 million infected.

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