Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nak nak

Population35.039 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.039 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 29,494 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 841,754 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,230,344 per year while the poor average 58,164, a ratio of 89.9 to 1.

All screens are equal but some are more equal than others, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 2nd in the world and 1st in Wysteria for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 1,814.49 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thLargest Populations: 31stFattest Citizens: 32ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55thLargest Retail Industry: 65thMost Armed: 67thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 68thMost Corrupt Governments: 70thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99thMost Secular: 127thRudest Citizens: 205thMost Efficient Economies: 226thMost Scientifically Advanced: 233rdMost Stationary: 309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 634thSmartest Citizens: 747thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,499thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,623rdMost Influential: 5,365thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,152ndMost Pro-Market: 7,444thTop
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Nudest: 15,874th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, foreign leaders who don't applaud The Allmighty Nak Nak's speeches are regarded as enemies of Nak nak.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses.

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