Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nak nak

Population38.502 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.502 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 32,656 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 848,186 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,945,926 per year while the poor average 7,613, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, vacationing Nak Nakians expect to be treated as royalty, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and the recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 205,683rd in the world and 74th in Wysteria for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -149.37 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Avoided: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thHighest Economic Output: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12thLargest Populations: 22ndLargest Insurance Industry: 24thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 25thLargest Gambling Industry: 26thLargest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35thFattest Citizens: 37thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 80thMost Armed: 87thMost Corrupt Governments: 90thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 118thLargest Retail Industry: 149thMost Secular: 152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 188thMost Stationary: 281stRudest Citizens: 338thSmartest Citizens: 902ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 909thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,621stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,402ndLargest Black Market: 4,722ndMost Influential: 6,432ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,952ndMost Pro-Market: 14,831stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,454thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,885th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the recently bereaved have plenty of time to mourn during their incarcerations.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, vacationing Nak Nakians expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.

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