The Great Lands of Nairatania is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by PM Josef Bjor Schöll with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 907 million Nairites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewëhr. The average income tax rate is 79.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nairatanian economy, worth 117 trillion Nairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,260 Nairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, citizens must pay to enjoy Nairatania's pristine beaches, and the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nairatania's national animal is the Weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nairatania is ranked 233,125^th in the world and 802^nd in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.