The Empire of Mystery7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mystery7 with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, humorless population of 34.543 billion Mysterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yretsym. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mysterian economy, worth an astonishing 15,285 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 442,518 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystery7's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mysterianism.

Mystery7 is ranked 72^nd in the world and 2^nd in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 296.14 law-abiding acts per hour.