Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,464thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,461stMost Devout: 7,251st
The Greater Blonde Coast of
Father Knows Best State
OpenTsuri, coming soon.
Paramakraly Mirontsana
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population4.45 billion

CapitalCichlid Island
LeaderParamakraly Mirontsana

CurrencyMyordan Dollars

The Greater Blonde Coast of Myordas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Paramakraly Mirontsana with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.45 billion Myordans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cichlid Island. The average income tax rate is 31.7%.

The very strong Myordan economy, worth 351 trillion Myordan Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,982 Myordan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Paramakraly Mirontsana wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Myordas's national animal is the Cichlid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aquaticism.

Myordas is ranked 156,590th in the world and 353rd in Forest for Most Politically Free, scoring 32 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,464thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,461stMost Devout: 7,251stTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,549thLargest Black Market: 13,715thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,336th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the region

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