Most Secular: 2,284thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,813thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,990th
The Adventures of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Yes, It's Real!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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My Elephant Gun

Population9.348 billion

CapitalMy Elephant Gun
LeaderMy Elephant Gun
FaithMy Elephant Gun

Currencybullet
Animalelephant

The Adventures of My Elephant Gun is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by My Elephant Gun with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.348 billion My Elephant Gunians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Elephant Gun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient My Elephant Gunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 142,574 bullets, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime is totally unknown. My Elephant Gun's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is My Elephant Gun.

My Elephant Gun is ranked 21,118th in the world and 44th in Yuno for Most Stationary, with 1,566.03081718408 days.

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Most Secular: 2,284thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,813thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,990thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,974thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,178thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,384thRudest Citizens: 6,835thBest Weather: 7,860thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,261stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,484thMost Cultured: 8,777thSmartest Citizens: 9,553rdMost Developed: 9,989thHighest Food Quality: 10,953rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,008thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,620thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,460thLargest Retail Industry: 13,995thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,407thMost Inclusive: 16,858thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,928thMost Pacifist: 18,120thMost Influential: 18,892ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,146thNicest Citizens: 20,384thHighest Economic Output: 20,664thMost Stationary: 21,118thSafest: 22,560thLargest Governments: 24,073rdHighest Average Incomes: 25,137thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,172nd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : My Elephant Gun was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : My Elephant Gun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.

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