Population | 9.348 billion |
Capital | My Elephant Gun |
Leader | My Elephant Gun |
Faith | My Elephant Gun |
Currency | bullet |
Animal | elephant |
The Adventures of My Elephant Gun is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by My Elephant Gun with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.348 billion My Elephant Gunians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Elephant Gun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.
The frighteningly efficient My Elephant Gunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 142,574 bullets, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.
Eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime is totally unknown. My Elephant Gun's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is My Elephant Gun.
My Elephant Gun is ranked 21,118th in the world and 44th in Yuno for Most Stationary, with 1,566.03081718408 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : My Elephant Gun was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
- : My Elephant Gun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
- : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits.
- : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- : Following new legislation in My Elephant Gun, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.