The Glorious Islamic Caliphates of Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.946 billion Amir al-Mu'minins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of القدس الهبوط. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Barbarossarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,331 trillion Akçes a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,496 Akçes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,277 per year while the poor average 24,160, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

The word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Barbarossarian Colonial Thesaurus, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks", the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa is ranked 540^th in the world and 23^rd in Osiris for Highest Crime Rates, with 77.55 crimes per hour.