Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rdMost Primitive: 133rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 203rd
The Glorious Islamic Caliphates of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh
Civil Rights
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Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa

Population11.946 billion

Capitalالقدس الهبوط
LeaderAbdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh

AnimalGrey Wolf

The Glorious Islamic Caliphates of Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.946 billion Amir al-Mu'minins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of القدس الهبوط. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Barbarossarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,331 trillion Akçes a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,496 Akçes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,277 per year while the poor average 24,160, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

The word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Barbarossarian Colonial Thesaurus, pre-eclampsia in pregnancy is treated with encouragement to take "long soothing walks", the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa is ranked 540th in the world and 23rd in Osiris for Highest Crime Rates, with 77.55 crimes per hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rdMost Primitive: 133rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 203rdMost Devout: 461stHighest Crime Rates: 540thMost Armed: 695thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 819thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,420thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,532ndMost Avoided: 1,547thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,724thLargest Black Market: 3,005thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,409thBest Weather: 3,705thFattest Citizens: 4,073rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,638thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,075thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,366thMost Efficient Economies: 9,944thRudest Citizens: 10,856thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,237thTop
Most Conservative: 14,986thHighest Economic Output: 15,222ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,947thMost Authoritarian: 26,685thLargest Populations: 26,763rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58th in the regionMost Avoided: 70th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionLargest Black Market: 133rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 141st in the regionBest Weather: 145th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 187th in the regionFattest Citizens: 259th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 321st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 367th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 427th in the regionRudest Citizens: 491st in the regionMost Conservative: 502nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 588th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 712th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 724th in the region

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