Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,077thLargest Populations: 3,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,138th
The Neolithic Chiefdom of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Mummerke

Population31.356 billion

CapitalMummerke
LeaderThe Chief
FaithPaganism

Currencynothing
Animalowl

The Neolithic Chiefdom of Mummerke is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Chief with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 31.356 billion Mummerkeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mummerke. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mummerkean economy, worth a remarkable 2,593 trillion nothings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 82,697 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, and the roundel of the Mummerkean Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mummerke's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paganism.

Mummerke is ranked 233,292nd in the world and 6,948th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.2336309638 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,077thLargest Populations: 3,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,138thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,721stHighest Economic Output: 8,789thMost Pacifist: 9,147thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,282ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,874thLowest Crime Rates: 11,141stNicest Citizens: 11,334thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,230thMost Patriotic: 13,253rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,267thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,477thBest Weather: 13,788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,703rdTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 17,751stLargest Governments: 20,152ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,538thMost Devout: 22,091stMost Cultured: 24,559thMost Efficient Economies: 28,626thHighest Food Quality: 28,894th
Top
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Largest Populations: 102nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 256th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 409th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 446th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 469th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 490th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 532nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 637th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 641st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 658th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 715th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 741st in the regionBest Weather: 791st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 794th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 801st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 934th in the regionMost Patriotic: 998th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mummerke's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Mummerke's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Mummerke's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Mummerke was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Mummerke ceased to exist in The Democratic Commonwealth.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.

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