Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,351stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,364thLargest Populations: 4,220th
The Neolithic Chiefdom of
Democratic Socialists
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Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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Mummerke

Population24.96 billion

CapitalMummerke
LeaderThe Chief
FaithPaganism

Currencynothing
Animalowl

The Neolithic Chiefdom of Mummerke is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Chief with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, lack of airports, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 24.96 billion Mummerkeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mummerke. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Mummerkean economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion nothings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,652 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, rumor has it that The Chief has won three lotteries in a row, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mummerke's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paganism.

Mummerke is ranked 131,235th in the world and 13th in The Democratic Commonwealth for Most Extreme, scoring 16.15 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,351stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,364thLargest Populations: 4,220thMost Pacifist: 7,670thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,909thNicest Citizens: 11,676thTop
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Best Weather: 13,230thHighest Economic Output: 14,035thHealthiest Citizens: 16,772ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,837thLowest Crime Rates: 17,174thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,546thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,317thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,396thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 22,133rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,709thMost Inclusive: 23,030th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mummerke's influence in The Democratic Commonwealth rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Mummerke, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mummerke, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Mummerke, rumor has it that The Chief has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Mummerke, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Mummerke, atheists on vacation find Paganism's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Mummerke, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".

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