Population | 6.295 billion |
Capital | Andrews |
Leader | Highlander |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | turtle |
The Rogue Nation of MSN 69 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Highlander with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.295 billion MSN 69ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andrews. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.
The frighteningly efficient MSN 69ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,527 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,579 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
MSN 69's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and people who have lived their entire lives in MSN 69 are shocked to discover that they are not citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSN 69's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Cards.
MSN 69 is ranked 46,393rd in the world and 399th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 941.13146017548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in MSN 69, people who have lived their entire lives in MSN 69 are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 69, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 69, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 69, MSN 69's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 69, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 69, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 69, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 69, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 69, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
- : Following new legislation in MSN 69, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.