Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,015thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,069thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,250th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
1977
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

MSN 5

Population5.741 billion

CapitalAndrews
LeaderHighlander
FaithCards

Currencyrupee
Animalpenguin

The Rogue Nation of MSN 5 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Highlander with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.741 billion MSN 5ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andrews. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MSN 5ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,409 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,496 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, it's illegal to blow things up, and politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSN 5's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Cards.

MSN 5 is ranked 131,598th in the world and 411th in NationStates for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,424.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,015thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,069thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,250thLargest Mining Sector: 1,394thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,579thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,826thLargest Black Market: 2,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,498thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 3,644thHighest Average Incomes: 4,222ndMost Patriotic: 4,388thMost Efficient Economies: 6,028thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,878thMost Secular: 10,187thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,715thMost Authoritarian: 11,124thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,828thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,878thTop
10%
Most Developed: 13,938thHighest Economic Output: 14,719thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,934thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,486thLargest Governments: 17,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,569thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,326thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,753rdMost Income Equality: 21,798thHealthiest Citizens: 23,005thLargest Retail Industry: 23,753rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,061stLowest Crime Rates: 24,081st
Top
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Extreme: 39th in the regionTop
10%
Longest Average Lifespans: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 79th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MSN 5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN 5, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN 5, it's illegal to blow things up.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN 5, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN 5, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN 5, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN 5, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN 5, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : MSN 5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in MSN 5, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels.

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