Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,335thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,483rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,656th
The Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State
Step aside Human Rights, Papa MMM needs more Mula
Supreme Leader Jimothy Gibbles
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Mr moneymachine

Population832 million

CapitalThe Eceoneid city
LeaderSupreme Leader Jimothy Gibbles

CurrencyMonies
AnimalGold Plated Dog

The Commonwealth of Mr moneymachine is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Jimothy Gibbles with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 832 million Mr moneymachineans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Eceoneid city. The average income tax rate is 29.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mr moneymachinean economy, worth 106 trillion Monieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,082 Monieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, Supreme Leader Jimothy Gibbles has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and religion makes people horny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr moneymachine's national animal is the Gold Plated Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mr moneymachine is ranked 34,577th in the world and 159th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 253,264 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,335thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,483rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,656thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,138thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,546thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,112thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,396thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,822ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,247thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,350thLargest Retail Industry: 17,439thMost Influential: 20,328thMost Developed: 20,426thHighest Average Incomes: 20,910thMost Secular: 21,286th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mr moneymachine was endorsed by The 21 Billion S O B's of FASTERCAT.
  • : Mr moneymachine was endorsed by The Confederacy of Woogus.
  • : Mr moneymachine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr moneymachine, religion makes people horny.
  • : Following new legislation in Mr moneymachine, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Mr moneymachine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Mr moneymachine changed its national leader to "Supreme Leader Jimothy Gibbles".
  • : Following new legislation in Mr moneymachine, Supreme Leader Jimothy Gibbles has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.
  • : Mr moneymachine was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Mr moneymachine, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.

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