The United Republics of Moubarakistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by POTUR Moubarak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.189 billion Moubarakistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moubarakopol. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moubarakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,880 trillion UR Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 225,746 UR Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People have been circulating political cartoons of pigeons pooping on POTUR Moubarak, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moubarakistan's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Moubarakistan is ranked 536^th in the world and 18^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 5,022 trillion Standard Monetary Units.