Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,709thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,785thMost Primitive: 2,930th
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We shall not be forced into submission.
Supreme Leader Kozlov
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mother Russicania

Population2.068 billion

CapitalXiport
LeaderSupreme Leader Kozlov
FaithRoman Cathloic

CurrencyRussicania Ruble
AnimalBear

The Federation of Mother Russicania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Kozlov with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.068 billion Mother Russicanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xiport. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mother Russicanian economy, worth 225 trillion Russicania Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,078 Russicania Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, the fate of the world literally rests on Supreme Leader Kozlov's fingers, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Mother Russicania. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mother Russicania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Cathloic.

Mother Russicania is ranked 276,515th in the world and 9,343rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 8.32963355792 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,709thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,785thMost Primitive: 2,930thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 5,939thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,511thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,474thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,587thMost Conservative: 9,641stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,040thMost Devout: 12,025thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16,479thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,510thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,525thLargest Black Market: 19,296thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,573rdMost Patriotic: 19,618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,713thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,753rdLargest Welfare Programs: 25,385th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 111th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Primitive: 165th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 179th in the regionMost Extreme: 273rd in the regionMost Conservative: 309th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 369th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 610th in the regionMost Devout: 693rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 714th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 932nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 969th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mother Russicania, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Mother Russicania.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Russicania, the fate of the world literally rests on Supreme Leader Kozlov's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Russicania, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Russicania, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Russicania, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Mother Russicanians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Russicania, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Russicania, some magnifier-wielding Mother Russicanians say Supreme Leader Kozlov seems a little lacking in something.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Russicania, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Russicania, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Mother Russicania, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.

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