Most Politically Free: 864thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,511thMost Pro-Market: 1,855th
The Protectorate of
Corporate Bordello
발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Moscow

Population12.225 billion

CurrencyParhean Tongbo
AnimalParhean Rhinoceros

The Protectorate of Moscow is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.225 billion Parhasques are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The strong Moscowian economy, worth 618 trillion Parhean Tongboes a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 50,630 Parhean Tongboes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 351,953 per year while the poor average 2,539, a ratio of 138 to 1.

Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, international tensions are high as Moscow threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', and ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moscow's national animal is the Parhean Rhinoceros.

Moscow is ranked 13,474th in the world and 682nd in Lazarus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 351,954 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Politically Free: 864thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,511thMost Pro-Market: 1,855thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,474thMost Primitive: 19,853rdMost Extreme: 21,888thHighest Crime Rates: 22,832ndMost Rebellious Youth: 23,023rdLargest Populations: 23,739thFattest Citizens: 24,408th
Top
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Most Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 24th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 84th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 244th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Crime Rates: 488th in the regionMost Primitive: 611th in the regionRudest Citizens: 672nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 682nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 739th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Moscow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Moscow's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Moscow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Moscow, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in Moscow, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
  • : Following new legislation in Moscow, international tensions are high as Moscow threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Moscow, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Moscow was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Moscow, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Moscow's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Moscow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive and Most Rebellious Youth.

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