Most Authoritarian: 3,573rdMost Conservative: 6,885thMost Extreme: 17,389th
The Most Serene Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Morty Rick
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Morty Rick

Population2.14 billion


The Most Serene Republic of Morty Rick is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.14 billion Morties are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Mortian economy, worth 76.0 trillion schmeckles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,519 schmeckles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, Morty Rick is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morty Rick's national animal is the morty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Morty Rick is ranked 52,148th in the world and 6th in Old Zealand for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,883.13 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Authoritarian: 3,573rdMost Conservative: 6,885thTop
Most Extreme: 17,389thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,904thSafest: 22,859th
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the region

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