The Republic of Moon Cat is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and enforced nudity. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.283 billion Moon Catians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 25.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Moon Catian economy, worth 688 trillion Rocks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,022 Rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Moon Cat, and captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Moon Cat's national animal is the Moon Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moon Cat is ranked 140,765^th in the world and 3,587^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.76 law-abiding acts per hour.