Most Rebellious Youth: 12,948thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,820thFattest Citizens: 14,970th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Bordello
You Can't Stop Progress
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Monkey 17

Population7.495 billion

CapitalMonkey City

Currencybitcoin
Animalsquirrel

The Holy Empire of Monkey 17 is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.495 billion Monkey 17ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Monkey 17ian economy, worth 400 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,479 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,866 per year while the poor average 3,854, a ratio of 84.8 to 1.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer bitcoins on liquor and tobacco, and the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Monkey 17's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Monkey 17 is ranked 13,820th in the world and 1,631st in Chicken overlords for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,453.17 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,948thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,820thFattest Citizens: 14,970thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,956thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,361stMost Pro-Market: 22,786thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,675thMost Politically Free: 24,874th
Top
1%
Most Pacifist: 80th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionLargest Populations: 112th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 134th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 203rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 309th in the regionMost Influential: 316th in the regionSafest: 397th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 426th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 638th in the regionMost Secular: 651st in the regionMost Patriotic: 681st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 856th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 967th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 994th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,095th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,221st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,324th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,544th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,558th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,563rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,631st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,661st in the regionMost Average: 1,669th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Monkey 17 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Monkey 17 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Monkey 17 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Monkey 17 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Monkey 17 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Monkey 17's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Monkey 17 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Monkey 17 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Monkey 17 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Monkey 17 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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