Population | 1.701 billion |
Capital | Commerce City |
Leader | President and CEO |
Faith | Mass Consumerism |
Currency | Goldback |
Animal | Buck |
The Corporate Empire of Mon Goog is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.701 billion Customers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Mon Googian economy, worth 329 trillion Goldbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 193,623 Goldbacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,764,664 per year while the poor average 2,377, a ratio of 742 to 1.
One can walk from one side of Commerce City to the other without setting foot on Mon Googian soil, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mon Goog's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mass Consumerism.
Mon Goog is ranked 264,948th in the world and 202nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 203.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
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Mon Goog, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
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Mon Goog, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
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Mon Goog, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
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Mon Goog, one can walk from one side of Commerce City to the other without setting foot on Mon Googian soil.
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Mon Goog, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
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Mon Goog, the government is outsourcing itself.
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Mon Goog, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
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Mon Goog, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters.
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Mon Goog, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
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Mon Goog, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour.