The Eternal Vigil of Moly is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Moly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.53 billion Molyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Molytopia. The average income tax rate is 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Molyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,227 trillion Molyars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,839 Molyars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

It's often raining men (hallelujah) in Molytopia, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moly's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moly is ranked 226,516^th in the world and 15^th in Albion for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.