Population | 45.646 billion |
Capital | Clutchington |
Leader | Charlie Bezerko |
Faith | Free Individual Choice and Hedonism |
Currency | spiff |
Animal | Armadillo |
The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charlie Bezerko with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 45.646 billion Mograpelandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth an astonishing 19,813 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 434,073 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Charlie Bezerko's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Individual Choice and Hedonism.
Mograpelandia is ranked 168th in the world and 1st in Lake golumania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 257.71 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
- : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, Charlie Bezerko's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
- : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
- : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
- : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, the election for Charlie Bezerko's office's janitor is heating up.
- : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in Mograpelandia, pet owners exercise their Armadillos at a snail's pace or risk prosecution.